Fire Ant
Barefoot Justine’s Belly Button
Sorry, no story to go with this, I just wanted everyone to know that a fire ant bit me in the belly button. (For more, see photo-story.)
Said fire ant is now dead. So much for ahimsa…
(While well-wishes and sympathy cards are welcome, please, no gifts or flowers.)
Barefoot Justine 
You’re an exhi-bit-ionist
As I cannot top (nor barely tolerate) your pun… I will simply bow before you…