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More Reasons I Love Bardot…

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“If I go to a restaurant, other people stare. The meal is ruined.”
Brigitte Bardot

“I wanted to be myself. Only myself.”
Brigitte Bardot

“I tried to make myself as pretty as possible and even then I thought I was ugly. I found it madly difficult to go out, to show myself.”
Brigitte Bardot

“What does it mean, being a woman?”
Brigitte Bardot

“Men are beasts and even beasts don’t behave as they do.”
Brigitte Bardot

“I say what I think and I think what I say.”
Brigitte Bardot

“You can be barefoot and have worries.”
Brigitte Bardot

“Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts.”
Brigitte Bardot

“People are forever finding something wrong with you.”
Brigitte Bardot

Mediocrity

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“But why diminish your soul being run-of-the-mill at something? Mediocrity: now there is ugliness for you. Mediocrity’s a hairball coughed up on the Persian carpet of Creation.”
― Tom Robbins,

“Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius.”
― Arthur Conan Doyle

Lightbulb Joke

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Q: How many modern artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One, but all he does is set a jar of urine in the center of the room while a crowd of critics and university art professors stand around in a dark room stinking of urine applauding and convincing everyone that he has challenged our definition of screwing in a lightbulb.

That is an original Barefoot Justine Joke, bub!